Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Game 11 win 20-9 or "back in the win column"

The real All Stars were playing on the bad field last night vs the Bruins...I mean Raso's. In celebration of being the biggest Massholes this side of Route 1, Raso's Grille LLP has changed their jerseys to look like a gey version of the Boston Bruins, minus the B, add the R.


The Hometown boys have fallen on tough times of late, losing two straight and falling back into second place. The ol lefty was penciled in to pitch the game but he has been put back on the DL with what has been listed as a Tramp Stamp, apparently the tatoo parlors around King's Cross dont have the friendliest of needles. I believe the tat is the lonely tree scene from The Neverending Story but that hasn't been verified. Capshaw took the mound and had a little trouble finding the distance, they were either 5 feet off the ground or about 22 feet up. Getting himself into a little jam in the first inning, he would settle down nicely until the 6th when Raso's mounted a little comeback.


I stacked the top of the order this game hoping to get some offense going as we have been a bit quiet the last few games. Crupi got things going with a Texas League single in the first and we never looked back compiling 20 runs and a ton of baserunners. Old Man Sully put the kibosh on more runs being scored...which could make for an uncomfortable clubhouse when the RBI title comes out.


Highlights of the game:


-Jay McGrath is a BAD man. 6RBI's, 2 dingers


-Matt Cutrell is a BAD baserunner. I ordered you a rule book


-Do NOT try to stretch first to third and slide while up 18 runs. Your knees will hate you





-My Convo with Paz


Paz: Hey Blue, tell the kid to get them up, pitching shit out there


PR: Stop bitching, just dont swing then


Paz: Don't tell me what to F'n do, I'll swing at whatever the F I want to


(shades of "You shut your mouth when you're talking to me")


-Noyes' victory convo after purchasing a house and a postwin bowl smoke. Yet another place he can jack up the heat to about 82 and rip his can off with no ventilation...


"Hold on the girl is calling (low voice)"


"Heyyyyyyyyy Girlllllllllllll" (mouse voice)



-"The Big Kitty" (Josh) putting the car in park, then blasting a seeing eye single in the top of the first


-Cutrell with a daring basket catch to end the game


-Bottom of the order picking it back up with multiple hits from Bags, PR, Boonton, Sweet


-TC and Sully switching spots and staying hot


-more eTopps talk, looks like Pete hit big with a Lieberthal card back in the day, should be a .pdf file by next week


-Jude Smith picked up a money clip from PB, Christmas came early in Pepperell


-USA! USA!

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